- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The chickens have become self-aware!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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