- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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