- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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