-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

knock knock who's there? faith

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

school homewrok

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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