- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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