- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

hey hey apple

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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