- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's funny? Women's rights.

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