- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

your no better than a cockroach

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Poker? I barely even know her.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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