- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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