Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What's just not right? Left

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Anti Joke

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