- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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