- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Black people having a Job.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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