- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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