Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Your mother is so fat.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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