- Anti Joke

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.