- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

guess what what ...

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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