- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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