Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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alert('The Game')

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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