- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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