Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

LO AND BEHOLD!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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