why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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justin beiber sucks

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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