- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Who wants water? I do.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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