- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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