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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Nobody cares maddie!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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