- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why are white people white? I don't know

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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