if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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