Women deserve equal rights.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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