- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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