- Anti Joke

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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