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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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