whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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I like poop in my butt

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Niall Horan

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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