The american education system.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Flowers are colors Love me

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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