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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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