- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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