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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Female rights.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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