why did the blue berry cross the road

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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