Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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