Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What is green and slow Grass.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Yo Mama just died.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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