- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

* anti-punchline

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A gay man watches football.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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