- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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