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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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