- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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