- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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