All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Jeff

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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