A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Chlamydia

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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