- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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