- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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