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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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