- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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