What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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