- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What is better than tissues? Correct!

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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