Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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