What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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