What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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