- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do black people eat? Food.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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