- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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