- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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