- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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