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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Christ is a conspiracy

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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