- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"