- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Albert your flies undone.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

field day?

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Pickles are moist.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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