- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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