What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

If you have a stroke, call 000

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

My dad

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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