- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

ure mama's so fat

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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