- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

I wrote a funny joke.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

One, two, three, four and five

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

antonis sister is mighty fine

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm Polish.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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