- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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