- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A baby seal walks into a club.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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