- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Racial equality.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

that wall over there ->

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Who wants water? I do.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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