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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A lot eh?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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