- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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