What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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