- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Alchohol.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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