what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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