Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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ur an fagit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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