Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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