- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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