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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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