Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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