what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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