- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I put my baby in a microwave.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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