- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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