WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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