- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Eric is gay Ha

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