- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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