- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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