what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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9/11 my birthday

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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