- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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