poopy is poopy

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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