What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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