- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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