- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Dwight Howard

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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