- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

1+2 = 6

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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