Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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i like turtles

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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