Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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