knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Tucker Rivera

A russian gives away vodka.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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