- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

whats worse than a kane nothing

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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