- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

justin beiber sucks

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

68

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??