*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Emily Walker.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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