- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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