Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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