What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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