- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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