Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A seal walks into a club.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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