What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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