- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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