- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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