- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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