- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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