- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

rocky is here again.......................

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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