- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

you see theres this guy.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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