- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

hers a joke... japanese people

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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