How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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