- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

The american education system.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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