- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

guess what>? your mum lol

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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