- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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