- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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