- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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scraggle is in you pillow case

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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