- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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