What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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