NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Mahmy

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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