- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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