- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

HURT

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

THe Election

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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