- Anti Joke

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Weaner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.