Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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