- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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