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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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