- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Tall asians

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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