- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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