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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's 9+10? 19

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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