- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Balls

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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