- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How did the black person die? Of old age

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Nobody cares maddie!

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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