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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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