- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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