- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What is 9+10? 19

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

ask me if im a door yes

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