What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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