- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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