- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??