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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

read this sentence again.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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