A guy at a baseball game....

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Anti Joke

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