Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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