What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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