why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I have cancer. And you're next.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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