Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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