- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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