Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Oh, go away

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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