- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

I have a really funny joke.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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